...so in turn your husband feels bad and gives you a foot massage.
...you realize this pregnancy has been really good to you...until the outside temperatures reach 103 degrees.
...your hands are constantly rubbing your stomach.
...public transportation makes you sweat and fearful of a puke session every time you're on it.
...you can no longer see your lady bits.
...you buy pantyhose like biker shorts to keep your thighs from rubbing together under maxi dresses (this one is straight up depressing)
...you decide now is as good a time as ever to lop off some hair at the salon.