You have mastered falling asleep upright.
Your phone runs out of storage often due to snapping way too many photos of the baby.
When someone asks you to drink with them and then pump and dump...you seriously weigh out the options. Dump my liquid gold?!
You thought you wouldn't know how to do anything but you both are starting to figure one another out. Strange that you really can decode those cries!
Shopping for baby is way more fun than shopping for yourself.
Those awesome commercials they make in other countries really do bring you to tears.