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To quote David recently he told me that I need to stop "living like a rapper" and start saving a little more. Okay, I am the first to admit that the amount of packages that have been arriving at  home  work is a bit obscene. However in my defense I have P's second birthday coming up and two vacations to plan for.

That means I have to shop right? I even scored her a kitchen that I'll be gifting her on Christmas during Prime Day - which I don't think I got anything special for it being Prime Day but it made me feel better about the whole transaction. Originally it was her birthday present but then I thought it would be way more fun to see her see it on Christmas morning. So now it can sit in our garage and collect dust for 5 more months.

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In other un earth shattering news this child of mine is yet again testing me with her sleep patterns. She is a night owl (much like myself so I can't really blame her) but I get so frustrated when I can't come home at the end of the day and have a nice predictable routine. It makes me grumpy and want to retreat to the bathtub with an entire bottle of rose. Most of my friends tell me their 2 year olds are in bed between 7-8pm. Meanwhile mine is pitching a shit fit still at 10:14pm.

HAAAAAALP. The problem is she still needs a nap so eliminating it won't help and I am just at a loss. Pass the bottle please.
Also I feel like I need to give everyone a (non-sponsored or affiliated) PSA about a non cartoony/ tacky set of puddle jumpers I found. Because even though the ones on the packaging look plain the ones they sell in the store are all not. However I found this one online and it's low profile. I dig it. Sorry boy mama's looks like stripes are all gone in blue.

I am eagerly counting down the days until our vacation even if it means trying to purchase a bathing suit that can lasso in the upper half of my body. Cause that's always fun...

10:27 and still crying - be kind to me Tuesday!

11 comments

  1. Stop living like a rapper-that is hilarious.

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  2. Oh friend, I'm sorry her sleep is bad lately! Its so tricky because they fight it when they are overtired AND not tired enough. Just keep reminding yourself everything is a phase!

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  3. Hi! I e been reading your blog for a while. My son will be 2 at the end of August as well. We struggled with bedtime for the longest time and were in the same boat as you. We finally found a routine where he takes his 1 nap between 11 and 12, and we don't let him sleep past 2. This has made a huge difference in getting him to bed between 7 and 8. He's also usually up for the day by 6 or 7. Good luck mama! It can only get better ��

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  4. Love that puddle jumper, I'm with you - the cartoony ones drive me crazy!!! And I live like a rapper ... ;)

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  5. Living like a rapper. STILL hilarious!! If it makes David feel any better, I had three Amazon boxes on my stoop this morning, and I fully expect at least two more to come from UPS this afternoon.
    As for the sleep... Oy. P is programed like her momma! Sending all the good vibes (and rose) that something works itself out soon.

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  6. Stop living like a rapper! LOL. I love it. Luckily I get home before Seth does so he doesn't know how many packages I get delivered! Oops.

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  7. P! Give your mama some sleep! She's buying you all sorts of cool stuff then she will then pass on to me. I just know it!

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  8. Aw, you mean he still sees them when you send them to work? I TOTALLY sneak mine in. ;)

    As for the sleep thing - what time does she get up? What time is her nap, and how long? Maybe that will help us offer some insight? Or maybe she's just a stinker....

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  9. Hahaha sounds like what I hear from Aaron...every week when he gets home from traveling he'll be like, "ANOTHER new dress/top/etc?" ;)

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  10. So sorry friend, I have no sound advice for sleeping but I pray you find a routine that works and she gets some sleep soon! x

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  11. Avery has been giving us a run for our money in the sleep department as well. It sucks!! She used to be on such a good routine and I miss it so much. Also, I live like a rapper too! Haha

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